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Alia Bhatt Funny SMS

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  1. Alia Bhatt Jokes Hindi

Teacher : MicroSoft Ke software k kuch nam batao…

Mohan : MS Word !!

Raju : MS Excel !!!

Alia Bhatt (Kafi sochane ke badh) : MS Dhoni

2.GST Bill – Alia Bhatt Joke

GST क्या है?

आलिया भट्ट: “Goodnight Sweetdreams Takecare”

3.Alia bhatt and varun dhawan – Funny SMS

Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia- what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?

Alia Bhatt Funny SMS

4.Alia Bhatt joke in Hindi

Varun dawan alia bhatt se bolta hai :

“Alia raat ko mobile charge mat kar battary fat jati hai”

Alia Bhatt : Tu tension na le..

Maine battary pahle hi nikal di hai ….

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5. Ye lo 2000 ruppee naya mausam dal do – Alia Bhatt Funny SMS

Alia Bhatt ka radio kharab ho gya..

Wo Mechanics me paas le gai …

Mechanic : Ye Radio bilkul thik hai

bas mausam kharab hai ..isliye nahi chal raha..

Alia Bhatt : Ye lo 2000 ruppee naya mausam dal do !!!

6.Toh jhut bol denge ki ek hi bomb mila tha  – Hindi Chutkule

Alia Bhatt aur Varun ko rasate me 2 bomb mila !!

Alia Bhatt : Chal isse police ko de aate hai..

Varun : Agar rasate me ek bomb fat gya to …

Alia Bhatt : Toh jhut bol denge ki ek hi bomb mila tha ….

7.Best Aliya Bhatt jokes Hindi

Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!

8.Rahul Gandhi and alia bhatt Funny time pass SMS

Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK..
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???

9.10 Rs ki Maggi – Funny Hindi jokes

Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?

10. Funny text SMS

Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar!!!

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