Funny SMS MEssages Jokes English
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz
Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions,
Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion! – Funny SMS Messages Jokes English
Yumraj – Kejriwal, your age is over now,if you have any last will tell; .
Kejriwal – Sir, you please give a statement to the media You are saying all this Due to Modi.
PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy??
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!