husband wife funny jokes sms messages

Husband wife funny jokes sms messages

In this collection of husband wife funny jokes sms messages , you will find interesting funny Sms ,messages. Husband wife jokes are most searchable terms on internet as both wants to keep the quarrel on in funny way. Husband wife relationship is one of the best relation in this universe.

 

1.Pati ka pichle mahiney ka hisaab – Funny Hindi Jokes

पति ने पत्नी से कहा पिछले महीने का हिसाब दो
पत्नी ने हिसाब लिखना शुरू किया और बीच बीच में लिखने लगी भ. जा. कि. गे .
800भ. जा. कि. गे .
2000भ. जा. कि. गे .
500भ. जा. कि. गे .
पति ने पूछा ये भ. जा.कि. गे की क्या है ?
पत्नी : भगवान् जाने किधर गए

2.Patni ka birthday cake  – Funny Husband wife Hindi Jokes

हरीश: तुम्हारी आंख क्यों सूजी हुई है ?
पप्पू: कल मैं अपनी पत्नी के जन्मदिन पर केक लाया था।🎂
हरीश: लेकिन इसका आंख सूजने से क्या संबंध है?
पप्पू: मेरी पत्नी का नाम तपस्या है लेकिन केक वाले बेवकूफ दुकानदार ने लिख दिया ….
“हैप्पी बर्थडे समस्या”!!

3.Patni aur nagin – Very Funny Hindi joke

पत्नि सो रही थी, उसके पैरो के पास एक नागिन कुण्डली लगा के बैठी थी।
पति धीरे से बोला : डस ले…. डस ले….
नागिन बोली:
कमीने!
चरण स्पर्श करने आई हूँ।
गुरु हैं हमारी।😛

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4.Aise chiz lao jisse mai sundar dikhu – Funny Husband wife messages

पति को बाजार जाते हुए देख पत्नी ने पैसे देकर कहा “कुछ ऐसी चीज़ लाना जिस से मैं सुन्दर दिखूं”
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Funny Politician SMS

Funny Politician SMS

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
‘Thank You’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay
his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you ,
I’m doing community service this week.

The grocer was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘
Thank You’ card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you.
I’m doing community service this week.

The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up,
there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

If you don’t forward this, someone will miss a good laugh.