Funny Husband Wife SMS : शादी के पहले तुम बहुत उपवास रखती थी

पति: शादी के पहले तुम बहुत उपवास रखती थी, अब क्या हो गया?

पत्नी: बहुत नही केवल सोलह सोमवार के रखती थी.

पति: फिर अब क्या हुआ?

पत्नी: फिर तुमसे शादी हो गई, और मेरा उपवास से भरोसा उठ गया…

 

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Funny SMS – कोविंद का राष्ट्रपति बनना तय था।

कोविंद का राष्ट्रपति बनना तय था।

हनुमान चालीसा में भी लिखा हुआ है

जम कुबेर दिगपाल जहाँ ते।
कवि *कोविंद* कहि सके कहाँ ते।।
तुम उपकार सुग्रीवहिं कीन्हा।
‘राम मिलाय *राष्ट्रपति पद* दीन्हा॥

गजब का संयोग है

Funny Politician SMS

Funny Politician SMS

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
‘Thank You’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay
his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you ,
I’m doing community service this week.

The grocer was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘
Thank You’ card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you.
I’m doing community service this week.

The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up,
there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

If you don’t forward this, someone will miss a good laugh.