Funny SMS Messages Jokes English

Funny SMS MEssages Jokes English

Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz

Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions,

Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion! – Funny SMS Messages Jokes English

 


Yumraj – Kejriwal, your age is over now,if you have any last will tell; .

Kejriwal – Sir, you please give a statement to the media You are saying all this Due to Modi.

 


PAPPU : Daddy, have you

ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do

you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did

you get THIS mummy??

 



What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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..

In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy

 


Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!

 


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